Total Medals Earned: 686 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,570 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
What are you staring at?
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/26 (35/500 points)
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 2/14 (35/375 points)
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/460 points)
create your first world!
craft a workbench
obtain your first ore
open a loot chest
equip a piece of armor
equip a trinket
go fishing
kill a mimic
craft a staff of any type
find a vanity gift and open it
grow and harvest a crop
dig down until you no longer can
buy something at the shop
take 90+ points of fall damage and barely survive
defeat the big praffin
create the research station
defeat the giant worm
have over 5000 money in the bank
defeat the magician mini boss
defeat the final boss and beat the game